Two Jews, Three OpinionsJews consider themselves mavens (experts), however, rarely do mavens agree.
Tell an Englishman a joke, he'll laugh three times. The first time to be polite, the second when you explain it, the third time in the middle of the night when he suddenly gets it.
A German will laugh twice. The first time to be polite. The second when you explain it. Period. He'll never get it.
An American will laugh once - he'll get it.
A Jew wont laugh at all. He'll say, "Its an old joke, and besides, you tell it all wrong."
from A Little Joy A Little Oy
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